You know you're a student nurse when ... (Top 5)

Today, in a pub half an hour away, while eating a large quantity of cake, I engaged the help of four fellow nurses to help me construct a post for my blog.

A few spectacular cakes (for a few spectacular nurses)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STUDENT NURSE WHEN ...

by: Nurse P, Nurse C, Nurse L, Nurse B, Nurse T and Nurse O.

• You can discuss all manner of gore and bodily functions while eating your tea ... and you will
  
  
• Friday nights are no longer alcohol fueled and full of wild and sweaty dancing - it is now all about brews and Eastenders
• But when you do drink - Jesus Christ do you make up for it! 

I'm not sure any of us know what we were celebrating ...
 but presumably we were celebrating something! 

• You are the worst hypochondriac thanks to your best friend Google - but you're really lassie fair about your health
• Sod Dr Chris on GMTV - you are now your families sole source of medical knowledge and will be called upon for all their aches and pains